Total Medals Earned: 372 (From 60 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,390 Points
Medals Earned: 11/32 (200/500 points)
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
A classic for bidding!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
You become Saint Awesome!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 15/40 (90/500 points)
Kill an angry Fisherman before he manages to hit you with his Big Fish.
Fortify an area.
Decapitate 200 Zombies.
Kill a Sweeper without being hit by it once.
Open 25 crates.
Buy your first Skill.
Clear out an Area that had at least 30 zombies.
Clear out an Area that had at least 30 zombies on Nightmare mode.
Hunt Zombies for over an Hour.
Have 12 or more Zombies on the level at once.
Kill a Fisherman without getting hit by any of his fish.
Clear an area with 1 minute or more left on the clock.
Kill a Sweeper before he's done a full cycle of a level.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Knock down 200 Zombies.
Eat a total of 100 food pick-ups.
Shoot off 400 arms.
Start a day with 99 Rifle bullets.
Kick 100 Zombie Heads.
Surf 25 times.
Kick a Goliath.
Kick a Zombie Head intro a group of 3 or more Zombies.
Surf another Zombie straight after you finished surfing one.
Buy all the skills.
Spend a total of 2500 Pounds.
Kill five Zombies in a row using only your kick.
Accumulate a total of 1000 Pounds.
Perform 15 successful pistol reloads in a row.
Kill a Goliath on Nightmare Mode.
Kill a total of 2000 Zombies.
Fortify 3 of the 4 areas.
Finish the game with Nightmare Mode on throughout.
Do the most damage possible with one bullet to a Goliath's Head.
Finish the game.
Obtain all other Medals.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (55/155 points)
Found a Bronze Key!
Found a Silver Key!
Found a Gold Key!
Earn 50 Gold in the shop.
Found the BOSS KEY!
Earn 200 Gold in the shop.
Earn 500 Gold in the shop.
Beat Thrash!
Rescue Hilda!
Medals Earned: 3/16 (25/280 points)
Finish the first area
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the first boss
Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
Fly 3,000 miles
Kill 4,000 enemies
Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Use each weapon in the game at least once
Defeat the fourth boss
Reach level 20
Defeat the third boss
Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage
Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/150 points)
Find the hidden item in Felix's Hideout
Find the hidden item in The Infected Waterway
Find the hidden item in Mama's Nest
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)
Get yourself killed
Ethics anyone?
Kill that bastard whale
Have 10 babies delivered dead.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (40/110 points)
Shoot those censor boxes!
Tasty.
Find that secret block...
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Started a game with a random user.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 15/21 (150/205 points)
Medals Earned: 7/10 (45/65 points)